Murphy's Immutable Law #48: If you drop your toast with jelly, it will land on the floor jelly side down.
Uncontroverted Animal Fact # 282: If you accidentally drop your cat from about chest high, in any position, it will land on the floor feet down and will run away uninjured.
What happens if you tie a piece of toast with jelly - jelly side up - to your cat's back, and then drop it?
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Legal Disclaimer (because we lawyers love the fine print):
Do NOT try this experiment at home. Information for this blog post was provided by professional toast droppers and cat wranglers. No animals were harmed in the creation of this blog post.
Friday, December 17, 2010
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4 comments:
Natural law #? If you try to tie a piece of toast to a cat's back, kitty will scratch your eyes out! I'm guessing that if you WERE able to accomplish this it might be akin to splitting the atom, or it might create a time warp.
Years ago we tried to put a red Christmas ribbon and bow around our cat Milhous's neck. As soon as he got away from us, he took off and ran through the house, tearing things apart and knocking down the tree. We never tried any crap with Milhous (normally the gentlest cat ever) again. So I would say that if you tied jellied toast to a cat, it would probably bring about Armageddon and it wouldn't matter how the cat landed.
Love,
Lola
Ok, you guys are way funnier than my email correspondents! I swear I have the best commenters in the blogosphere!!
You actually create a form of a perpetual motion machine. The cat/toast hybrid floats in midair about a foot off the ground spinning around and around.
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