LegalMist: My Child Is A Freak

Friday, January 7, 2011

My Child Is A Freak

My son just got home from school and asked if I would please cook some broccoli and carrots for him.

I had to ask, "Who are you, and what the hell have you done with my son?!"

5 comments:

Tom said...: That's pretty cool. That reminds me of my 4 year old who kept sneaking out to the garden to pick and eat peas last summer. What's wrong with kids these days?; January 7, 2011 at 2:54 PM
Silliyak said...: Have him try the uncooked trimmed stalks, delicious!; January 7, 2011 at 3:02 PM
SkylersDad said...: When I was young I loved carrots, but it took until I was an adult to like Broccoli.; January 7, 2011 at 5:46 PM
Janie Junebug said...: I like nothing better than a freakish child. Because they come in small packages they aren't yet as annoying as freakish adults. They're usually very intelligent -- the freakish children that is, not the adults. They are dolts. The good news is that the freakish child usually does not grow up to be a freakish adult. Freakish adults are nasty and mean as children. I know this based on strictly controlled experimentation and scientific observation.

Infinities of love to all freakish children,
Lola, Who Now Declares Herself a Behavioral Scientist; January 7, 2011 at 9:02 PM
Louise | Italy said...: That's hilarious. I think I'd drop down in a dead faint if my son did the same thing!; January 7, 2011 at 11:55 PM