Tonight's smarty-pants comment:
LegalMist's husband was teasing LegalMist's son ("LMS" - 7 years old) tonight. I don't even remember what the teasing was about, but LegalMist's son had taken all the teasing he could take, so he grumped:
"You're an idiot, Dad!"
We can't have the kids calling names so of course I jumped in and said, "LMS, that's not nice, and it's not true. Your daddy is one of the smartest men I know."
So LMS muttered under his breath: "You must not know very many men...."
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I would have chastised him for that, too, but my husband was laughing out loud, so I'm pretty sure it wouldn't have done any good.