Tuesday, September 11, 2012

A Liberal's Prayer (more email fun)


Dear Lord,

I know that I don't talk to you that much, but this year you have 
 taken away:

 my favorite  screenwriter, Nora Ephron,
 my favorite visionary, Steve Jobs,
 my favorite Science Fiction author, Ray Bradbury,
 my favorite childrens' author, Maurice Sendak,
 my favorite oldies disk Jockey, Dick Clark,
 my favorite hairdresser, Vidal Sassoon,
 my favorite Bluegrass Musician, Earl Scruggs,
 my favorite Monkee, Davy Jones,
 my favorite 60 Minutes guy, Mike Wallace,
 my favorite pop singer, Whitney Houston,
 and my favorite TV Sheriff, Andy Griffith,

 I just wanted to let you know that my favorite radio announcer is 
 Rush Limbaugh.

 Amen.

5 comments:

Robert Morschel said...

I have no idea who he is, but Amen! :D

Stephen Hayes said...

Love it. Love it. Love it!

Janie Junebug said...

Wonderfully hilarious. May God please zero in on Rush.

Love,
Janie

Lawfrog said...

HAAAA!! Love it!

Silliyak said...

Or alternately, "call" Pat Robertson "home", really, it would be a mercy