Art Teacher ("AT"): So, Michael, what did you draw today?*
Michael: It's me on my bike and I'm riding to school.
AT: Nice drawing! Stephanie, what did you draw?
Stephanie: I drew my dog.
AT: Are those butterflies, too?
AT: Awesome job! LegalMist's Kid ("LMK") (age 5), what did you draw?
LMK: (Showing a stick figure drawing) It's the President, and this is a gun and a bullet and a bad guy and he's getting shot.
AT: ... Uh... really.... uh, which President is that?
LMK: Mr. Lincoln.
AT: Oh... wow... you certainly are up on your history, aren't you? ... Michelle, what did you draw?
Good thing LMK didn't say "Mr. Bush," or I might have come home to find the FBI at my door...
* All names are fictional.