Monday, January 11, 2010

From My Email Inbox

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.


Michelle H. said...

Truer words have never been spoken!

SkylersDad said...

I think my wife wants that read at her funeral!

St Jude said...

I love that, thank you sweetie.

Silliyak said...

I certainly wouldn't disagree with that...I'm not brave enough!

Jaime said...

i always loved that one.

Cora said...

Baahahahaha!!!! I think I want to frame this one. Love it! :-)