I didn't begin drinking coffee until I was in law school. I never drank coffee in college. I muddled through with just soda for my caffeine "fix." And I couldn't stand diet soda; it had to be the kind with actual sugar.
My third year in college, there were many ads on the radio for "Jolt" cola. I *loved* their ads. They got right to the point:
"Drink Jolt Cola, with real sugar, and twice the caffeine."
It sounded *great*!! I raced right out and bought a case.
Too bad it didn't taste very good....