Wednesday, April 28, 2010

How To Be A Gracious Bitch

Received in my email inbox today:

Jenni's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement - not even her parents' nasty divorce the prior year.

Jenni went shopping with her mother and found the PERFECT dress -- her mother would be the best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!

A week later, Jenni was horrified to learn that her father's new, young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother! Jenni asked her father's new young wife to exchange it, but she refused: "Absolutely not! I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it," she replied.

Jenni told her mother who graciously said, "Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day."

A few days later, they went shopping again, and did find another gorgeous dress for her mother.

When they stopped for lunch, Jenni asked her mother, "Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it."

Her mother just smiled and replied, "Of course I do, dear. I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding."


SkylersDad said...

That was outstanding!

Jaime said...


Michelle H. said...

Oh, that is so great!

Mrs. Lovely said...

Hahha, that's awesome, lol.

Mr. Condescending said...

har har, heh.

Join twitter legalmist! Me and Jaime are waiting for you!

Lisa said...


i'm thinking all warm n fuzzy motherly love story ending but this was even better. :)

*giggle snort*

Bella said...

guess that'll show her! ha!

Kristen said...

HA! Love it!

Suzy said...

That is such a perfect story.