LegalMist's Son (LMS): That little kid is stealing that bat!
LegalMist's Husband (LMH): The one over there with the helmet on?
LMS: Yeah, him! Why is he taking the bat?!?!
LMH: He's supposed to. He's the bat boy!
LMS: What's a bat boy...?
LMH: He's Batman's son, of course.
LMS: Dad! You're an idiot!! [Looks at me] Is that true, Mom, is he really Batman's son?
Me: Oh, absolutely... Batman's son....
[After all, the parenting magazines do say you should back up your spouse when your kids are questioning their authority...]
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He'll be the only kid in his class who knows *this* particular fact....
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
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I agree. Batman's son.
Infinities,
Lola
Nicely played.
I seem to following Scope around this morning, so I'll just ditto his comment!
Totally Batman's son. Who else would he be?
Pure Calvin & Hobbes :)
I can't recall why it came up, but I've pretty much convinced my friend's newly-8 girl that after college, she'll become a pigeon. What is wrong with us?
That sounds like something we'd come up with in our house! I think Karma will catch up with us one day.
Oh the joys of being a parent! It wouldn't be any fun if we didn't get to mess them up once in a while!
haha! for shame!
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