Friday, June 28, 2013

Friday Funnies (from Facebook)

A few punny puns for you, courtesy of Facebook.  Apologies to those who already read them there (or elsewhere... they are pretty old)!


I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger.  Then it hit me.

Time flies like an arrow.  Fruit flies like a banana.

I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

She was only a whisky-maker, but he loved her still.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said:  "Keep off the Grass!"

7 comments:

Raine said...

I like the Alaska one :)

Silliyak said...

How do you diagnose an agnostic, dyslectic, insomniac? They lie awake all night wondering is there IS a dog.

Scope said...

I love puns.

Stephen Hayes said...

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Love it!

Janie Junebug said...

Those are cute. I haven't heard any of them before.

Love,
Janie

Kim Ayres said...

:)

Robert Morschel said...

I couldn't remember where I'd thrown my boomerang ....

Then it came to me.

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