A few punny puns for you, courtesy of Facebook. Apologies to those who already read them there (or elsewhere... they are pretty old)!
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
She was only a whisky-maker, but he loved her still.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: "Keep off the Grass!"