A few punny puns for you, courtesy of Facebook. Apologies to those who already read them there (or elsewhere... they are pretty old)!
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
She was only a whisky-maker, but he loved her still.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: "Keep off the Grass!"
Friday, June 28, 2013
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
Posts
7 comments:
I like the Alaska one :)
How do you diagnose an agnostic, dyslectic, insomniac? They lie awake all night wondering is there IS a dog.
I love puns.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Love it!
Those are cute. I haven't heard any of them before.
Love,
Janie
:)
I couldn't remember where I'd thrown my boomerang ....
Then it came to me.
~
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Philoppe
Post a Comment