Friday, January 30, 2009

LegalMist's Amazing Super Bowl Prediction

Here it is, folks, the moment you've been awaiting! LegalMist will now predict the outcome of the Super Bowl!

I would say that I can't believe the Arizona Cardinals are even in the Super Bowl, but I'd be lying; after all, I predicted it, didn't I? In fact, as you may remember, I was spot-on with my prediction that the Cardinals would win the Division Championship game, and I missed the points by only two per team.
Although we had a friendly little competition going last time (well, I did anyway -- not sure Dr. Zibbs even noticed), I'm not sure whether Dr. Zibbs will have a prediction for this game, since his Eagles are out of the running. If he does, it will be interesting to see who is closer this time around.

As with my last prediction, this forecast is based on a complex analysis of various factors including statistical analysis of each team's scoring to date, weather patterns in the Pacific, and astrological effects, with just barely a dash of wishful thinking thrown in. Plus a gaze into my crystal ball.
Without further ado...


My prediction for the Super Bowl:

Cardinals: 32

Pittsburgh: 29
Yes, I realize this puts me in a very small minority of persons who actually believe that the Cardinals will win the Super Bowl. I may even be the only person in that category. But the way I see it, they are on a roll, and they are well overdue for a big win.

Even if you don't believe me that they'll win the whole thing, you've got to believe me that they will beat the point spread (7! No way!) that the Vegas oddsmakers have set.

Legal Disclaimer / Warning: As the investment companies like to point out, past performance is not a guarantee of future success -- for either football teams or psychic score predictors. So, follow my advice at your own risk; there are no guarantees.

Then again, based on my practically perfect prediction for the Championship game, you'll ignore my advice at your own risk, too.
See, it's risky either way ... Might as well believe in the miracle!

Happy Super Bowl Weekend, everyone!
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10 comments:

Dave said...

I like your attitude and your prediction. I will go out on a limb as well and pick the Cardinals. But a much lower score.
Arizona 20 Pitt 17

Dr Zibbs said...

Nope. Steelers.

SkylersDad said...

I predict that the winning team will leave it all out on the field, giving 110 percent, because their backs were against the wall.

Johnny Yen said...

I'm with you. I like the Steelers and their young coach, but the Cardinals are on a tear. Cardinals 23-16.

Angie said...

Wait...there's a GAME? I thought that was just filler between the commercials...

:) That's why I watch the Super Bowl.

Jenners said...

Well, you are brave for putting it out there. We'll know tomorrow!!! : )

Fancy Schmancy said...

Geez, I hope the game doesn't mess with Extreme Makeover Home Edition...

Lisa said...

You always crack me up with the analyzations... it's all in the delivery.

I guess we shall find out tonight, won't we?!

Dave said...

Oh dear, I just discovered that the Steeler's Punter is Canadian.
This does not bode well for our predictions.
Canadians can punt like nobodies business.

John said...

You weren't far off. The Cards proved to be a worthy opponent and you're still a darn fine prognosticator in my book. ; )