Thursday, November 26, 2009

Happy Thanksgiving, Lawyer Style

Happy Thanksgiving!*


* Please read all terms and conditions carefully, as they may affect your rights. Do not accept this greeting unless you agree to all of these terms and conditions.
* This holiday greeting is offered "as is."
* The provider of this greeting offers no warranty of any kind, either express or implied, that the greeting will in fact lead to the desired result or provide a specific level of happiness, whether mild, moderate, or severe.
* The provider expressly disclaims any and all liability for failure of the greeting to provide holiday cheer and/or for the provision of too much holiday cheer, as well as for any and all injuries that may be suffered due to the receipt of this greeting including, but not limited to: eye strain or any other condition or symptom related to the use, underuse, or overuse of a computer; cheek strain or any other condition or symptom related to smiling or frowning; fatigue; depression; mental distress; holiday burnout; heart attack; stroke; cancer; high-blood pressure; and any and all other physical, emotional, or mental damages that may occur, whether consequential or incidental and whether related or unrelated to the receipt of this greeting.
* Acceptance of this greeting constitutes agreement to the terms and conditions stated herein.


SkylersDad said...

Wishes of a Happy Thanksgiving back at you are assumed to be in good intentions. Any other intentions, real or implied, are the fault of the recipient.

Mulled Vine said...

Now I've seen everything! :D

Michelle H. said...

Loved that disclaimer! I hope you had a happy Thanksgiving!

Bella said...

hahaha! Hope your Thanksgiving was a happy one!

Gwen said...

Whether the provider of this greeting intended it or not, I enjoyed it. Take THAT, fine print. :)

Dr Zibbs said...

Wait. Does this mean I'm being sued?

Raine said...

I feel like I should sign something now... Happy Turkey day to you too!

Whiskeymarie said...

I feel like I should keep you on retainer for the next time I say something stupid that could get me sued.

So yeah, pretty much every day.

You funny.