Happy Thanksgiving, Lawyer Style

Happy Thanksgiving!*


* DISCLAIMER:

* Please read all terms and conditions carefully, as they may affect your rights. Do not accept this greeting unless you agree to all of these terms and conditions.
* This holiday greeting is offered "as is."
* The provider of this greeting offers no warranty of any kind, either express or implied, that the greeting will in fact lead to the desired result or provide a specific level of happiness, whether mild, moderate, or severe.
* The provider expressly disclaims any and all liability for failure of the greeting to provide holiday cheer and/or for the provision of too much holiday cheer, as well as for any and all injuries that may be suffered due to the receipt of this greeting including, but not limited to: eye strain or any other condition or symptom related to the use, underuse, or overuse of a computer; cheek strain or any other condition or symptom related to smiling or frowning; fatigue; depression; mental distress; holiday burnout; heart attack; stroke; cancer; high-blood pressure; and any and all other physical, emotional, or mental damages that may occur, whether consequential or incidental and whether related or unrelated to the receipt of this greeting.
* Acceptance of this greeting constitutes agreement to the terms and conditions stated herein.